By now you’ve probably heard all of the hubub about the new iPhone that Apple debuted today. And while that’s all well and good, there are some other upcoming techno-wonders that Apple has up its sleeve that are far more exciting:
iSpaghetti
You love spaghetti, but analog spaghetti just can’t keep up in this era of digital food. Luckily the iSpaghetti rockets pasta into the new millenium. Not only does it fit in your pocket, but it hold as much spaghetti as 1000 CDs!
iFerret
Even though Sony’s venture into the electronic mammal market was a massive flop, Steve Jobs is confident Generation-Y will flock to this sleek white critter. It comes equipped with built in wifi so you can share your ferret with your friends online, and a docking station is in the works to connect the iFerret with your washing machine.
iEye
While it sounds like revolutionary new technology that would allow the blind to see, the oddly named iEye is actually just a version of iSpaghetti with added video and meatball capabilities.
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