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		<title>Need a Push?</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.info/2008/07/06/need-a-push/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
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A couple is in bed sleeping when there&#8217;s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it&#8217;s half past 3 in the morning. &#8220;I’m not getting out of bed at this time,&#8221; he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Need a Push?", url: "http://funny.mikelopez.info/2008/07/06/need-a-push/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Dog Videos</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.info/2008/06/28/funny-dog-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Labrador Having a Sexy Dream

Dog Crying in Sleep

Not so Smart

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		<title>Never Felt Better in my Life</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.info/2008/06/08/never-felt-better-in-my-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 04:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road, when suddenly he was broad sided by a trailer truck. Some time went by, and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plaintiff, &#8220;How can you be suing my client now when you told a trooper after the accident [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Never Felt Better in my Life", url: "http://funny.mikelopez.info/2008/06/08/never-felt-better-in-my-life/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Dad, What is Sex?</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.info/2008/05/11/dad-what-is-sex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 13:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, &#8220;Daddy, what is sex?&#8221; The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
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		<title>An Interesting Son-Dad Letter Exchange</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.info/2008/05/05/an-interesting-son-dad-letter-exchange/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 16:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on
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Dear Son,
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		<title>Come Visit Me</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.info/2008/01/18/come-visit-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. &#8220;I got a wife and three kids and I&#8217;d love to have [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Come Visit Me", url: "http://funny.mikelopez.info/2008/01/18/come-visit-me/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Golf Genie</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.info/2007/11/29/golf-genie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Golf Genie", url: "http://funny.mikelopez.info/2007/11/29/golf-genie/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>On Sound Mindedness</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.info/2007/11/28/on-sound-mindedness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "On Sound Mindedness", url: "http://funny.mikelopez.info/2007/11/28/on-sound-mindedness/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Floating Head Video</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.info/2007/10/31/floating-head-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Ei there guys!  Since it&#8217;s Halloween, I decided to check out YouTube for a horrifying video and here&#8217;s what I got.  Scared me!

Ok, that wasn&#8217;t scary but that&#8217;s why I call this blog Mike&#8217;s Funny Stuff ayt?  Happy Halloween!  Check out my true to life floating head experience here.
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		<title>Windows Sound-Beat</title>
		<link>http://funny.mikelopez.info/2007/10/30/windows-sound-beat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Lopez</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you tired of all those Microsoft Windows errors you&#8217;re getting?  Me too and that&#8217;s why I switched to Linux.  Anyway, if the MS Errors you&#8217;re getting are giving you a headache then here&#8217;s a fun way to deal with it.  Check it out.

Cool huh?!  Switch to Linux today!
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